bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!
Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
lizard drinking soda
use the straw. use the freaking straw. that’s why we have the straw.
hey little dude
boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh
Does this turn you on?
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
gf: come over
me: babe its friday
gf: are you seriously choosing jojo over me?